I found out santa wasn’t real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… I’m on that next level shit
finding a new favorite character like
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Darren must be pretty damn bored since he is live tweeting the VMA’s, because he never or if rarely tweets.
Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.
Cody: “Who wants to see my HOH room?”
i keep asking “where’s zach” in this episode and then i remember … .. ..
HE’S JUST SLEEPING HE’S JUST SLEEPING HE’S JUST SLEEPING HE’S JUST SLEEPING HE’S JUST SLEEPING
MOTHER OF GOD!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT